Oh, man… where do I start with this one?
1) Atheists don’t hate Jesus because he doesn’t exist. It’s like accusing someone of hating Santa or Bigfoot.
2) Atheists are rude? Are we the ones taking rights away from other citizens or killing people for disagreeing with us?
3) Inject pot? I don’t even do it and even I know you smoke it.
4) We can’t obey Satan, cause he doesn’t exist. Refer to #1.
The funniest part is the Christian side is just as ridiculous. It’s this kind of propaganda that fuels the hatred between both sides.